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 Post subject: Re: Tales from Gaultria - story and discussion thread
PostPosted: Thu Mar 07, 2013 4:55 pm 
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Still in the desert. Deserts are rubbish. Full of weirdos.

Me, Eleanor an Imad got ourselves paralysed by them Baserlisks so just ad to watch. Before my mate legs or that fel bird got to stab 'em straf the magician did one spell and knocked em both on the ground an then they got there edz chopped awf. I have sed it before and I will say it agen- I ain't messing wiv Straf, he's got some well good magics. Then good ol' Legs splashed us wif blood and we was good to go.

Crazy Fel made another puppet from a Baserlisk. Shame, would av made a good coat. I like coats.

We spent ages getting water on t' 'orses. Then we went into the desert agen. Fel did a good job ov navigating and legs kept using his tellarscope to check for things to stab.

Then we heard a massive rumble and saw tonnes of dust agen like from those bandit men. We didn't fancy fighting millions of baddies so hid in a cave. Me and Legs taught the other to hide a bit, but Imad was still rubbish. So we put a sheet in front of 'Im and the 'orses.

The millions of Goblings and Orcs and made a camp. One of em had a sore leg. I heard him moaning. They had a sleep, we had a sleep.

Then they went off in the morning back on our boring walk. Legs kept singing, he sings bad.

This woz the best bit so far of the stupid desert trip. We was just walkin along and then a massive scorpion was trying to hide. But I saw it and hid better. Legs shot it and ran off. Then the big angry scorpion pinched Eleanor with its massive claw and tried to skever Fel. It missed Fel but got the boss lady. She was well angry after that. So then I jumped up from my hiding place an stabbed it right in the gizzards. I got it well good, it fell over and started twitching. Then Elanor chopped its head off agen. She don't do much fightin' just head choppin on stuff that over people hurt.

Not sure why she is the boss really. Maybe because she is frightening.


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 Post subject: Re: Tales from Gaultria - story and discussion thread
PostPosted: Thu Mar 07, 2013 5:00 pm 
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Ten green bottles, hanging on the wall
Ten green bottles, hanging on the wall
And if one green bottle should accidentally fall
There'll be nine green bottles hanging on the wall
Legs' internal monologue
I should have been a bard. I'm sure they don't have to spend so long in deserts with complaining prima donna elvish wizards... sigh

Nine green bottles, hanging on the wall...

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PostPosted: Thu Mar 07, 2013 5:03 pm 
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Mind your Gaultrian - that'd be "primo don", cause he's nominally a bloke.

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PostPosted: Thu Mar 07, 2013 5:21 pm 
Damn desert is getting to me... days and days of walking in ridiculous heat. I almost cheered when we saw that sand storm in the distance - first indication that we've been getting anywhere, but still so far to go... I could make it easier on myself and take my armour off, but then we get set upon by monsters, out of nowhere. And Benedict keeps leering at me every time I think of it out loud...
I haven't hit anything with my chains in a long time. There was a scorpion, but that little sneaky bugger Vin got it before I could do anything..... feel like I'm getting out of practice.

... Benedict keeps singing. Could practice on Benedict....


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PostPosted: Fri Mar 08, 2013 3:31 pm 
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Oi boss woman- wear dis ere belt. You might be able to 'urt summat now.

*throws Eleanor +4 str belt*


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PostPosted: Fri Mar 08, 2013 3:37 pm 
Why thank you, Vince. I hope you'll actually let me hit something now?

*Tries belt on and admires herself in.... oh, she'll just have to imagine a mirror.*


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You can run faster than me lady, don't know what yer fussin about. 'Ere borrow me mirror if you like


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Terday we did loads more walkin. Straff saved us from the sand storm with is magiks. We hid for a bit, I forgot me 'orse so it died. Poor Sandy he was a good buddie.

There was a wiggly tower so I went to see it while the crew hid from everything. Well rubbish at hiding, specially Imad.

I used me stick ter get on the roof to find a door. No door but loads of skellingtons. Then the tower started movin real quick and made me well tired. So then I jumped off and hid while it sped odd after the crew.

Eleanor FINALLY hurt something. Probably my belt that did it.

Legs hit it pretty good too.

Then straff made it on fire and fel shot it a bit.

Then we ran off to a place with loads ov flags.

Oi Straff- ere is some coin. Should pay for my share of yet magiks

Me daddy always told me- an O'Hyall always pays their debts. Guess I should stick to it

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